Bet of the Day - 15.03.2008

martingardner1 · Listed Class Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 32

Man U - Derby Correct Score - Anyunquoted @ 3.6 with Betfair

Superb price for this bet. Man U eager to show their attacking prowess after the Chelsea showdown midweek. Derby are leakier than a shower fitted by Stevie Wonder and the only thing going for them in this match is playing at the ironically named Pride Park, where pride in their team's abysmal season performance has long since disappeared. If West Ham can beat them 5-0 away from home, surely Man U can with something to prove (premiership title, portsmouth bounceback, proving to Chelsea following 6-1) and Derby given up hope of anything. This bet should surely be around the 2.2, 2.4 mark. So with small to medium size stakes this could be a fantastic bet!

Prices are falling quick so I'd get on now Win

SuperCat · Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:18 pm Post subject:

I didn't know Stevie Wonder fitted showers.

I'll look it up online. Always fancied a shower fitted by a celebrity. Smile

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1gaz1 · Group 3 Class Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 58

Talking about Stevie Wonder - Anyone seen his wife????..........

Nah. Neither has he!

Lose

lol

Dammo Qwirky · Stallion Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 5885

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice

"Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.

When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit miffed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.

The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

Well and truly pissed off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mic and starts to sing ..... " A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
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Shockjock · Group 1 Class Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 362

Niceone Dammo.

fairfranco · At Stud Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 4249

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loved the Steveie/Derby Similie by the way martin.

Inatimate1 · Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:23 am Post subject:

The Betfair guy is here Cheeky

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fairfranco · At Stud Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 4249

he's my personal favourite and i have a little smile every time i see him!

i've wanted to use him many times on here recently but generally like to hold back!

martingardner1 · Listed Class Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 32

Looks like I was a Stevie Wonder wannabe with the amount of foresight I had on that bet. I knew I should have laid when it dropped to 3.1, but o well win some lose some

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